BODYSHOCK - What is it?
BODYSHOCK is Julio Felices' martial arts school, located about 40 kms north of Frankfurt in Giessen, Germany.
Where does the name BODYSHOCK come from and what is it supposed to mean?
Julio thought up the name so send any complaints to him at Julio@TheBODYSHOCK.com please. And it means, errr, well it's deliberately ambiguous. In other words, we don't really know either, but it certainly sounds cool, doesn't it?
No, no, no, that's not strictly true. We want to say that your body will get a shock - a BODYSHOCK - if you train with us. But we also want to say that you'll be able to shock someone else's body with your new BODYSHOCK body. Geddit?
Oh go ahead and pick whatever you want it to mean. Train with BODYSHOCK and we'll show you what we mean...
So give your muscles and your nerves a shock. Shock your friends, your mum and your dog with your new BODSHOCK body and we guarantee* you'll have fun doing it. (*If you don't have fun we'll apologise really sincerely and give you that hangdog look. You know the one.)
BODYSHOCK is about fitness with attitude, adrenalin, fun, sweat, relaxation, having a good laugh and pushing yourself hard - really hard sometimes. But don't take our word for it. Have a look at the classes we offer and just come along for a free tryout!
What do you offer at BODYSHOCK?
You can pick from three main courses and one dessert!! We teach Angkán Felices Kaliradman, Capoeira, Muay Thai-Boran and will knacker the hell out of you for free (if you are a BODYSHOCK member) with Military PT.
Who is Julio Felices?
Julio Felices is BODYSHOCK's owner and head trainer. He came to Germany with the U.S. Army in 1990 and stayed. For more juicy information about Julio, go to BODYSHOCK-Team.
What kind of people train at BODYSHOCK?
Normal people, I suppose. We have a ton of students, lots of honest working people, young people (five years old) and ancient people (nearly 40!!). You name it, we've got it. Chances are, you'll fit right in!
So what's so great about BODYSHOCK? Why should I train with you?
Well for starters we have a totally brilliant website! And you too could end up on it in one of our photo galleries.
We teach stuff that no-one else teaches, or if they do, they don't do it anywhere neeeeeaaar as well.
We're modest.
And if you want to do the Military PT thing, it saves you having to sign away three years of your life to the military.
And we have Julio - he is a truly excellent trainer. He's Asian for crying out loud so he got martial arts at his mother's knee (literally - she didn't like him!!)!
OK - but I'm still not totally convinced!
You're not? Well here are a few more good reasons why you should at least treat yourself to a free tryout at BODYSHOCK...
- Julio REALLY knows what he's doing!
- He will make sure you have fun doing it too!
- The other members are friendly and helpful
- You get value for money
- By training with BODYSHOCK you will look and feel better and sexier
(hey, what else do you want to hear? It won't make your willy any bigger!)
- Have we mentioned how nice we are?
- And if you're debating whether to send you child to train with us, please
ignore all the waffle here and send her anyway. We have a child too so
we know how to watch out for them.
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